50 Things Guys Call Breasts

Tits
Knockers
Boobs
Equipment
Pair
Melons
Diddies
Jugs
Rack
Hooters
Mosquito bites
Bazooms
Ta-Tas
Torpedoes
Frontage
Bait
Headlights
Pomegranates
Blouse bunnies
Lungs
Canons
Bobbers
Your eyes (as in, “I was looking into your eyes.”)
Ground Zero
Meatometers
Life vest
Garbanzos
Pokeatude
Targets
Got Milk!
Ka-chings
Ben & Jerry
Toppers
Golden bozos
Google hits
Perkolators
Buttery goodness
Pleasure pillows
Fun bags
Milk spouts
Radio knobs
The Girls
The Twins
The Rent
Sweater puppies
Mounds of Joy
Me lucky charms
Luftballons
Fake
Mmmgh