100 Best Dumping Lines

Had enough of that "loser?" Well, fear no more! Simply use any one of these lines to rid yourself once and for all of that annoying, soon to be ex-lover.

You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you.

Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.